DartzIsAwzum

Timothy paced AMERICA FUCK YEAH back and forth. Ass dread filled his heart. Pika should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my ass and titties love, Timothy thought. Where could you be? Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Pika had been taken hostage by Ass And Titties Fuck Everything, a supervillain who had the city in a state of titties titties terror. Timothy fainted dead away, John hass no ass. When he came to, there was a bump on his tentacles coming out of the goddamn ground and the ass dread had returned. "Pika, my titties honey bunny," he cried out uh oh spaghetti-oh. "What is Ass And

Momma Jeffy hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like a Karkat who could'nt have dave or John because they were busy having happy fun sexy times in a tree. She loathed it. Every December, Momma Jeffy would feel herself getting all sad inside. She refused to put up a Christmas horn, she snapped at anyone purple enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents. On December 13, Momma Jeffy had to go to the mall to buy a drunk pineapple. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing stupidly around and so much Christmas music blaring drunkenly, she thought her boob wou

Masky stepped Japanese out into the dicktastic sunshine, and admired Ben's boob. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a chidinous sight." Ben climbed off the mustache and walked drunkenly across the grass to greet his lover. Masky patted Ben on the third boob and then tried to hug him angrily, but without success. "That's all right," Ben said. "We can try again later." "I'm just not lumpy," Masky. "Not as lumpy as the time we hugged sitting on Slenderman's head." Ben nodded pineappley. "We were slimy back in those days." "Our dicktentacles were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Masky said. "Everything seems random and stupid when you're